Effin’ Birds 2026 Square

Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.

• 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC^® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September-December 2025
• Spans January-December 2026
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings