Unspirational 2026 Boxed

In a world of lame jokes, unreliable truths, and disappointing affirmations, a little unspiration goes a long way.

Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic’s soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we’ll be okay after all?almost.

Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 4.606″ x 4.606″
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC? certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Daily sarcastic “unspirational” messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion